Looking for a light healthy meal? Behold, I give you the Cornfetti Salad:
Ingredients:
6 ears cooked corn, kernels cut from the cob
1 red bell pepper, diced
1 red onion, diced
8 oz Monterey jack cheese, diced
1/4 cup chopped parsley
1 cup of your favorite store-bought vinaigrette or Italian dressing
salt and pepper to tasteCombine all ingredients in a large bowl. Enjoy!
I know someone who would probably eat this every day of his life…and his name is TIM! haha. Timmy, you were talking about making corn salad tonight.
Why yes I would love some of dis!
Homemade: “The Dagwood” Pastrami, Roast Beef, Peppered Turkey, Honey Ham, Bologna, Cotto Salami, Provolone, American Cheese, Cheese Whiz, Swis, Pepper Jack, Muenster, Cheddar, Alfalfa Sprouts, Tarragon, Pickles, Red Cabbage, Horseradish with Beets, Mayo, Mustard, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Fresh Tomatoes, Lettuce, Baby Lettuce, Shredded Carrots, Purple Onion, Bacon Bits, on an Onion Roll, White Bread, Dark German Wheat Bread, and Potato Bread.
Made and Scanned during the Universal Record Database’s URDB Live event at Crash Mansion.
This is making me hungry, even though I just ate lunch.
Woot off! →
There is a Woot Off going. I swear one day I’m gonna get a bag of crap.
Woohoo Raleigh
This is awesome.
Ready to rock
Make em's
MMMMMMM...
Here are the results of dumpling feast.
Pick the paper up, put it in the bag, boom boom…
I randomly starting singing that song a few minutes ago. I remember watching this cartoon looong ago, and it was pretty much awesome.
Follow-up to my previous Chipotle post: I guess you can call me a fan now. Sheesh…Owned by McDonald’s?? Really?
YAY!!!
Speaking of Asian, I like to browse Sushi Day and drool at the pretty pictures.
I think we need to add sushi to the dumpling feast.
GRAND ASIA MARKET this weekend!!!
My lady and I are going to indulge in steamed buns and dumpling supplies in preparation for a dumpling feast!
I’ll try to remember to take a few pics before making with the eating.
GPOYW… super cited for foodz
How awesome is that vacation stache???
Also I have a bag of sausages
Daniel M’Mburugu is probably the hardest motherfucker to ever step foot in the rural farmlands of Kenya. On June 22nd, this 73 year-old grandfather was out in his farmland minding his own business when all of a sudden this gigantor leopard jumped out from some tall grass and mauled the fuck out of him. The beast let out an earth-shaking howl and pinned M’Mburugu to the ground, scratching the shit out of his chest with its back claws and trying to bite his face off with its gleaming fangs. M’Mburugu tried to free up his panga (Swahili for “big ass machete”) so that he could take a good swipe at the creature that was slowly killing him, but then all of a sudden JESUS CHRIST sent a messenger pigeon down to him with a note that read: Dear Daniel, Fuck the machete. Just rip this motherfucker’s tongue out. Love, So Daniel M’Mburugu dropped his machete and shoved his hand into the leopards mouth. The leopard chomped down on his hand, be he totally didn’t even give a fuck. He just pulled the fucking leopard’s tongue out of its head, causing it to die and get totally pwned by a 73 year-old dude. After he was done wrecking the leopard’s shit, he told his neighbor to go get him some salt just so that he could rub it into his wounds, pound his chest like Tarzan and prove to everyone that he was the baddest motherfucker in town. Awesome.
God
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